Whoopsie. I used an include() instead of an include_once().
All better now!

edit: holy balls, no it's not. wtf did you guys doooooooooo?!

edit²: heh... I guess it pulls that field for everyone, even if it's NULL.
FIXED. All hail Sammitch!

I think I might rewrite this as a completely separate script and then just pull in the info with JavaScript so we don't get my Community API fuckups taking down the forums. :/